the first thing i’m going to do when i get out of lab
is find cake.
i want cake so badly right now. i can’t even.
oh god. i took another look at her on facebook. shes not good lookin. poop. i swear. something about low lighting and alcohol…
— the greatest person alive, approximately 40 minutes after informing me he thinks he might still be in love with his ex.
whenever [girl] stuff gets on my nerves, i just spend more time in the lab
— ladies and gentlemen, my best friends. these people created me.
yogurt makes my face feel cold.
that’s thing number two i convinced myself to eat today. plain greek yogurt. fact on the ground: it was delicious. second fact on the ground: it defs made my face feel cold. scone was better to me. i miss scone.
where are the people freaking out about catie rosemurgy? where is her parade?
important questions.
